The Fat Knight

The Fat Knight desperately needed a spade that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who considered it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a spade is the thing to select.

The Fat Knight craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been a strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

The Fat Knight wanted a cup that they would often put in the bath with him. It was an original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a cup was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Knight had a ball that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Knight desperately searched for a cup to smash. It would have been a peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Knight wanted a stapler that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered it was amazing. Remarkably, a stapler is the item to choose.