Her Colourful Knight

Her Colourful Knight owned a rubber chicken to throw. This seems to be a bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

Her Colourful Knight desperately desired a computer that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

Her Colourful Knight always had with them a stapler that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

Her Colourful Knight often carried a dildo that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is out of this world. A dildo was the thing that was opted for.

Her Colourful Knight desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. A bottle of wine is the item to select.

Her Colourful Knight desperately needed a little monkey that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been a bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the item to select.