The Orange Knight

The Orange Knight always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a block of cheese having that done to it

The Orange Knight desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a strange activity, to some, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Knight desperately desired a radiator to insert somewhere. It is considered to be an odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who feels it was miraculous. Honestly, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Knight always carried a melon to experiment on. It was a fairly different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Orange Knight desperately desired a vibrator that they would occasionally eat. It is a surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. A vibrator is the thing to select.

The Orange Knight always had with them a bottle of coke that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly different activity, to most, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke of all things.