The Crazy Knight

The Crazy Knight desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Crazy Knight searched for a dildo that they would often share. It would have been a peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Knight often carried a pint of beer to share. It would have been a fairly unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Knight always kept a toilet brush to try to balance on their head. It was an original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

The Crazy Knight always had with them a CD player that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a CD player was the item that was selected.

The Crazy Knight desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes annihilate It should be a fairly new undertaking, to some, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.