Depressed Knight

Depressed Knight always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

Depressed Knight always had with them a set square that they would often experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly strange idea, to my children, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

Depressed Knight desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be an unusual approach to life, to some, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

Depressed Knight always had with them a bottle of coke that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

Depressed Knight desperately looked for a pencil sharpener to hug. This seems an astonishing action, to some, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

Depressed Knight owned a hat to throw. One might find this to be a fairly new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who felt it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the item that was chosen.