His Confused Knight

His Confused Knight had a piece of paper that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

His Confused Knight always carried a piece of paper that they would cuddle. It is a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

His Confused Knight desired a cucumber that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a fairly different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

His Confused Knight always carried a computer that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. A computer is the item that was chosen.

His Confused Knight had a spade that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. A spade would be the thing that was selected.

His Confused Knight always kept a tomato that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a tomato being the chosen item.