Their Retarded Knight

Their Retarded Knight looked for a bottle of wine that they would often share. One might say this is an extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

Their Retarded Knight searched for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to embrace. It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

Their Retarded Knight needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a fairly original suggestion, to many, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

Their Retarded Knight desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

Their Retarded Knight always had with them a dildo that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

Their Retarded Knight desperately searched for a computer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea is amazing. A computer is the item to select.