My Confused Lunatic

My Confused Lunatic desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

My Confused Lunatic always had with them a helmet that they would often throw. This seems to be a funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Lunatic craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

My Confused Lunatic desperately looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. A big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Lunatic desperately needed a set square that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a set square is the item to opt for.

My Confused Lunatic desired a pint of cider that they liked to throw. It was considered to be an original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.