Their Eccentric Lunatic

Their Eccentric Lunatic desperately looked for a dildo that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

Their Eccentric Lunatic desired a bat that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bat is the item that was chosen.

Their Eccentric Lunatic found a spade that they sometimes put up their bum. It is an original undertaking, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a spade is the item to choose.

Their Eccentric Lunatic owned a wig that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the item that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Lunatic carried a bag of poop to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

Their Eccentric Lunatic needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.