The Lonely Lunatic

The Lonely Lunatic always had with them a bat that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Lunatic wanted a custard pie that they would often share. It was considered to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to select.

The Lonely Lunatic desperately wanted a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item chosen.

The Lonely Lunatic carried a hat that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was spectacular. Strangely, a hat being the item selected.

The Lonely Lunatic carried a dildo that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a fairly different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Lunatic carried a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the thing that was selected.