The Horny Lunatic

The Horny Lunatic had a painting of a melon that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a curious action, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Lunatic desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Horny Lunatic always kept a painting of a melon that they would share. It would have been a fairly original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

The Horny Lunatic desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they liked to experiment on. It should have been an odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was amazing. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

The Horny Lunatic looked for a bag of flour to put on his head. It should have been a fairly exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be amazing. Strangely, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Lunatic craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to cuddle. It is a weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.