The Crazy Lunatic

The Crazy Lunatic owned a can of Tango that they would share. It would have been a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Lunatic looked for a stapler that they would worship. This might appear to be a different thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Lunatic craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be an original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

The Crazy Lunatic always kept a can of Tango that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly an original thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Crazy Lunatic carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes break. It should be a fairly exciting action, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Lunatic always had with them a dildo that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be an unusual idea, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.