My Anxious Lunatic

My Anxious Lunatic always carried a big sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly different proposal, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

My Anxious Lunatic desired a porno magazine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

My Anxious Lunatic needed a custard pie to rub on his belly. This is certainly a strange exercise, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be epic. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to select.

My Anxious Lunatic desperately looked for a ball that they would sit and look at. It should be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a ball was the thing that was selected.

My Anxious Lunatic desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

My Anxious Lunatic always carried a cup that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was fun. Honestly, a cup having that done to it