His Confused Lunatic

His Confused Lunatic always kept a computer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a computer being the chosen item.

His Confused Lunatic often carried a pint of cider that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

His Confused Lunatic carried a pencil sharpener to put up their bum. This seems to be a bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

His Confused Lunatic craved for a cup that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly new proposal, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cup being the thing selected.

His Confused Lunatic found a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a fairly new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Lunatic always carried a pint of beer that they would worship. It is a funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.