His Magical Lunatic

His Magical Lunatic looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

His Magical Lunatic craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. A bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

His Magical Lunatic needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been an extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

His Magical Lunatic needed a hat that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

His Magical Lunatic had a stretchman to throw. It is a fairly different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item to select.

His Magical Lunatic owned a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.