His Boring Lunatic

His Boring Lunatic wanted a stapler that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item chosen.

His Boring Lunatic always kept a crown that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a crown was the chosen thing.

His Boring Lunatic always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would often hug. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

His Boring Lunatic owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would often cuddle. It was a fairly different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

His Boring Lunatic found a sword that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a new operation, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the thing that was selected.

His Boring Lunatic always carried a painting of a melon to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.