The Chinese Lunatic

The Chinese Lunatic desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly original thought, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

The Chinese Lunatic always kept a crown that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item chosen.

The Chinese Lunatic found a computer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a curious operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be fun. Remarkably, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Lunatic wanted a dildo that they would often experiment on. It might be a fairly exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was simply life. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to choose.

The Chinese Lunatic often carried a tomato that they liked to throw. It might have been an astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a tomato was the chosen thing.

The Chinese Lunatic carried a ball that they would often sit and look at. It should be a weird thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the chosen thing.