The Silly Lunatic

The Silly Lunatic desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to sit and look at. It is a fairly strange proposal, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

The Silly Lunatic desperately searched for a teapot that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a teapot was the chosen item.

The Silly Lunatic often carried a cucumber that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was exciting. A cucumber was the chosen item.

The Silly Lunatic found a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be out of this world. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

The Silly Lunatic desperately needed a can of Tango that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Silly Lunatic craved for a pint of beer that they would sleep with. It is a strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.