The Stupid Lunatic

The Stupid Lunatic desperately needed a set square that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been an exciting idea, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the thing opted for.

The Stupid Lunatic looked for a CD player that they would demolish. This is certainly an original action, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Lunatic desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be an extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

The Stupid Lunatic desperately looked for a melon to rub on his belly. It should have been a different exercise, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a melon was the chosen item.

The Stupid Lunatic searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was exciting. A can of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Lunatic carried a can of Tango that they would put on his head. This could be considered a fairly peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.