My Special Lunatic

My Special Lunatic desired a stretchman that they would often share. This could be considered a funny activity, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Honestly, a stretchman of all things.

My Special Lunatic desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

My Special Lunatic craved for a sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a different thought, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was miraculous. Honestly, a sponge is the item to opt for.

My Special Lunatic looked for a magic 8 ball that they would share. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

My Special Lunatic looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

My Special Lunatic desperately craved for a condom to share. It is considered to be a strange operation, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a condom is the item to opt for.