A Brainy Lunatic

A Brainy Lunatic often carried a condom that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be an astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the thing opted for.

A Brainy Lunatic desperately searched for a dildo that they sometimes share. It would have been a fairly funny action, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

A Brainy Lunatic desired a lava lamp that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly curious thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

A Brainy Lunatic had a CD player that they liked to smash. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

A Brainy Lunatic wanted a bag of poop to break. It might be a fairly odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

A Brainy Lunatic had a rubber johnny that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.