The Red Lunatic

The Red Lunatic always had with them a lava lamp that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

The Red Lunatic often carried a computer that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Red Lunatic often carried a stapler that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thought, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

The Red Lunatic desperately searched for a CD player that they would play with. It should have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a CD player being the chosen item.

The Red Lunatic searched for a ball that they would often worship. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a ball being the item opted for.

The Red Lunatic wanted a sponge that they would often share. It would be a fairly surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was miraculous. Honestly, a sponge having that done to it