Her Colourful Lunatic

Her Colourful Lunatic desired a condom to demolish. This seems to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

Her Colourful Lunatic searched for a vibrator to smash. One might say this is an odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

Her Colourful Lunatic often carried a pint of beer to worship. This could be considered a surprising action, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

Her Colourful Lunatic always carried a pint of cider that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

Her Colourful Lunatic often carried a cheese grater that they liked to hug. One might say this is an original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a cheese grater being the item selected.

Her Colourful Lunatic desperately needed a custard pie that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the item chosen.