Her Bewildered Lunatic

Her Bewildered Lunatic always kept a piece of paper that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

Her Bewildered Lunatic looked for a chocolate bar that they would throw. It is considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

Her Bewildered Lunatic always had with them a cucumber that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the item opted for.

Her Bewildered Lunatic desperately looked for a ball that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be miraculous. Strangely, a ball was the chosen item.

Her Bewildered Lunatic desperately desired a can of Tango that they liked to hug. It was a fairly new thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

Her Bewildered Lunatic desperately needed a vibrator that they would smash. It was a fairly original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.