The Eccentric Lunatic

The Eccentric Lunatic owned a pencil sharpener to throw. It is considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was entertaining. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

The Eccentric Lunatic desperately searched for a sponge to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly different activity, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a sponge is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Lunatic desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Lunatic always carried a tomato that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was epic. Strangely, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Lunatic found a ball that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be an exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the item to select.

The Eccentric Lunatic needed a tomato that they sometimes sit and look at. It is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a tomato being the thing selected.