My Blue Lunatic

My Blue Lunatic often carried a stretchman that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

My Blue Lunatic desperately needed a can of Tango that they would smash. It should be an astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

My Blue Lunatic wanted a hat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was magnificent. A hat was the thing that was selected.

My Blue Lunatic desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

My Blue Lunatic always had with them a set of lego that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

My Blue Lunatic searched for a set of lego to share. It is a fairly strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.