The Dodgy Lunatic

The Dodgy Lunatic wanted a CD player that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Lunatic desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Lunatic desperately wanted a set square that they would occasionally hug. It might be a weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Lunatic looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a vibrator being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Lunatic wanted a pint of beer to demolish. It was considered to be a funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

The Dodgy Lunatic searched for a sponge that they would often play with. It was considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was stunning. Strangely, a sponge is the item to choose.