A Orange Martian

A Orange Martian owned a block of cheese that they liked to throw. It would have been a funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a block of cheese of all things.

A Orange Martian desperately needed a pint of cider that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

A Orange Martian always carried a stapler to demolish. It is considered to be a new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the item opted for.

A Orange Martian had a stapler that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item chosen.

A Orange Martian had a cheese grater that they would often cuddle. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

A Orange Martian desperately desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a porno magazine being the chosen item.