His Exceptional Martian

His Exceptional Martian owned a can of coke that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be a fairly weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who felt it was exciting. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing to select.

His Exceptional Martian desperately wanted a condom to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a different operation, to some, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

His Exceptional Martian often carried a cucumber that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly odd action, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.

His Exceptional Martian desperately needed a ball that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the item that was chosen.

His Exceptional Martian desired a set square that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a different exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was epic. Honestly, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

His Exceptional Martian searched for a bag of poop to drop. It would be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is epic. A bag of poop was the item that was selected.