His Ugly Martian

His Ugly Martian found a painting of a melon that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a weird action, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

His Ugly Martian owned a pint of beer that they would often throw. It would be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Ugly Martian always had with them a little monkey that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be an unusual operation, to most, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Martian carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes break. It was a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Martian always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally play with. It might be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

His Ugly Martian had a condom that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the item opted for.