His Bum Loving Martian

His Bum Loving Martian found a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

His Bum Loving Martian found a dildo that they would often worship. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo of all things.

His Bum Loving Martian searched for a bag of poop that they would often annihilate It was considered to be a strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Martian desperately looked for a rubber johnny to smash. It is considered to be a fairly original action, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny of all things.

His Bum Loving Martian desperately wanted a dildo that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a dildo being the item selected.

His Bum Loving Martian desperately searched for a bat to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a weird operation, to many, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the thing that was selected.