The Different Martian

The Different Martian owned a set square that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a surprising thought, to me, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a set square would be the chosen thing.

The Different Martian desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would often eat. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Different Martian always carried a tomato that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Different Martian wanted a tomato that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be an original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a tomato would be the item chosen.

The Different Martian needed a wig that they would often worship. It should have been a weird action, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a wig is the thing to choose.

The Different Martian found a bottle of wine that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be wonderful. A bottle of wine being the item selected.