His Magical Martian

His Magical Martian searched for a little monkey that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. A little monkey being the thing selected.

His Magical Martian desperately looked for a pint of cider that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

His Magical Martian wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

His Magical Martian always kept a vibrator to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

His Magical Martian desired a big sponge to hug. It should have been a fairly curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

His Magical Martian carried a can of Tango that they liked to annihilate It would be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the item selected.