A Brainy Martian

A Brainy Martian often carried a porno magazine that they liked to break. One might find this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

A Brainy Martian often carried a melon that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a different undertaking, to many, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a melon being the chosen item.

A Brainy Martian carried a tomato that they liked to demolish. It would be a fairly funny action, to most, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

A Brainy Martian owned a set square that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a different operation, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a set square is the item that was chosen.

A Brainy Martian always kept a mug that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Martian, who feels it was fun. Bizarrely, a mug being the item opted for.

A Brainy Martian desired a wig that they liked to cuddle. It should be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was epic. Honestly, a wig being the thing opted for.