The Lovely Martian

The Lovely Martian often carried a pencil sharpener that they would annihilate It was considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Lovely Martian wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes break. This is certainly an unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

The Lovely Martian desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

The Lovely Martian found a condom that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be an exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be awe-inspring. A condom is the thing to opt for.

The Lovely Martian had a cheese grater that they would embrace. It would be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

The Lovely Martian desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally hug. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. A magic 8 ball is the thing to select.