A Stupid Martian

A Stupid Martian searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Martian always carried a dildo that they would sometimes hug. This seems a peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Martian needed a piece of paper to hug. It would be a different approach to life, to you, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Martian owned a bag of flour to put up their bum. It would be a fairly odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Martian desperately wanted a CD player that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a CD player being the chosen thing.

A Stupid Martian desperately looked for a radiator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A radiator was the item that was selected.