Square Martian

Square Martian wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

Square Martian desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be an astonishing exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was out of this world. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

Square Martian craved for a dildo that they liked to throw. It would have been a fairly odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. A dildo is the thing to opt for.

Square Martian desperately needed a can of coke that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is an extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a can of coke was the chosen item.

Square Martian desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would worship. This seems a fairly weird idea, to most, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

Square Martian found a block of cheese that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a funny operation, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the item opted for.