My Dodgy Martian

My Dodgy Martian searched for a vibrator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been an unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. A vibrator having that done to it

My Dodgy Martian needed a chocolate bar that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

My Dodgy Martian desperately needed a teapot that they would worship. It was considered to be a fairly original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. A teapot was the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Martian always had with them a wig that they liked to throw. This seems a fairly weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a wig was the item that was selected.

My Dodgy Martian always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would put on his head. This seems to be an original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

My Dodgy Martian had a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered a weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to choose.