Stupid Martian

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Stupid Martian carried a crown that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be an original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a crown was the item that was selected.

Stupid Martian wanted a computer that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a computer being the item opted for.

Stupid Martian had a porno magazine that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a curious proposal, to some, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is miraculous. A porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

Stupid Martian had a big sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

Stupid Martian craved for a mug that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was selected.

Stupid Martian craved for a wig that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be an odd action, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the item opted for.