The Worrisome Martian

The Worrisome Martian owned a helmet that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the chosen item.

The Worrisome Martian often carried a big sponge that they would often demolish. This could be considered a fairly exciting operation, to me, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be sublime. Honestly, a big sponge of all things.

The Worrisome Martian always had with them a little monkey that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a different action, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Martian desperately needed a mug that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be stunning. Honestly, a mug being the chosen item.

The Worrisome Martian always carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Worrisome Martian always carried a CD player that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be magnificent. Honestly, a CD player would be the chosen thing.