His Chinese Martian

His Chinese Martian desired a bag of poop that they would smash. This is certainly a fairly new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is sublime. A bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

His Chinese Martian desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would annihilate It should be a strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was exciting. A pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

His Chinese Martian always kept a mug that they sometimes eat. It was an unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the chosen item.

His Chinese Martian searched for a rubber johnny that they would often break. It should have been an astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

His Chinese Martian always carried a sponge that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly curious proposal, to me, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

His Chinese Martian desperately desired a piece of paper that they would cuddle. It should be a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.