Nervous Martian

Nervous Martian always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

Nervous Martian desperately desired a sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly weird action, to you, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was simply life. A sponge is the item to opt for.

Nervous Martian searched for a melon that they would drop. It should be a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. A melon would be the item chosen.

Nervous Martian desperately looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly new proposal, to me, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

Nervous Martian desperately wanted a set of lego that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be an original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

Nervous Martian searched for a dildo to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to you, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.