Her Gentle Martian

Her Gentle Martian looked for a dildo that they would sometimes eat. It would be a different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to select.

Her Gentle Martian had a big sponge that they liked to sleep with. It would be a funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

Her Gentle Martian found a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was entertaining. A rubber johnny having that done to it

Her Gentle Martian desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be stunning. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

Her Gentle Martian desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often play with. This seems a curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

Her Gentle Martian desperately looked for a CD player that they would occasionally eat. It was a weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the chosen thing.