The Dodgy Martian

The Dodgy Martian wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often sleep with. It might have been a fairly strange action, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

The Dodgy Martian desperately looked for a tomato that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a surprising action, to many, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Martian desired a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is a fairly surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Martian searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally smash. It was a weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be sublime. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

The Dodgy Martian carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes share. It should be a fairly curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who considered it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Martian always carried a condom that they liked to smash. This seems to be a curious activity, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the chosen item.