The Beautiful Martian

The Beautiful Martian always carried a cheese grater to demolish. This might appear to be a surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

The Beautiful Martian always kept a pint of beer that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who expected it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

The Beautiful Martian looked for a piece of paper that they would put on his head. One might say this is a fairly curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

The Beautiful Martian wanted a stretchman to drop. It might be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Martian desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to play with. It might have been a different suggestion, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

The Beautiful Martian always kept a custard pie that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.