The Silly Martian

The Silly Martian often carried a hat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly unusual thought, to me, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a hat is the item to opt for.

The Silly Martian found a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt it was breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Silly Martian desired a sword that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly new proposal, to me, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Martian found a sword that they would often smash. It should be a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a sword is the thing to select.

The Silly Martian always carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

The Silly Martian wanted a porno magazine that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be an original proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be magnificent. Honestly, a porno magazine being the chosen item.