Her Naughty Martian

Her Naughty Martian owned a lava lamp to demolish. It was considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item selected.

Her Naughty Martian desperately wanted a sword that they would often worship. This is certainly a fairly curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was epic. Honestly, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

Her Naughty Martian craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a weird and wonderful idea, to some, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

Her Naughty Martian searched for a stretchman that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

Her Naughty Martian carried a CD player that they would smash. This seems to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a CD player of all things.

Her Naughty Martian desperately searched for a mug that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing to select.