A Funny Martian

A Funny Martian carried a pint of beer to break. It was a fairly curious action, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

A Funny Martian needed a pint of beer that they would sit and look at. It is an unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

A Funny Martian desperately wanted a big sponge that they sometimes throw. It would be a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen item.

A Funny Martian always had with them a cup that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A cup would be the chosen thing.

A Funny Martian craved for a chocolate bar that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

A Funny Martian desperately wanted a ball that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the chosen thing.