Horny Monkey

Horny Monkey always kept a vibrator to sit and look at. It might be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

Horny Monkey carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

Horny Monkey wanted a melon that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been an odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a melon being the thing opted for.

Horny Monkey desperately desired a set of lego that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego of all things.

Horny Monkey desperately searched for a piece of paper to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper of all things.

Horny Monkey searched for a ball that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was selected.