My Bum Loving Monkey

My Bum Loving Monkey desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally share. It would have been an unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke having that done to it

My Bum Loving Monkey always kept a piece of paper that they would cuddle. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper having that done to it

My Bum Loving Monkey always kept a porno magazine that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Monkey always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cheese grater of all things.

My Bum Loving Monkey desperately craved for a little monkey to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Monkey had a porno magazine that they liked to experiment on. This seems a fairly funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be magnificent. A porno magazine would be the item chosen.